*Stolen from Terri

Do you drive the speed limit?
Almost never.

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I have gotten two, to date.

What’s the fastest you’ve ever driven?
Just over 100 mph. Woot!

Do you listen to music in your car?
Hell yes, and loudly

Would you rather be the driver or the passenger?
Driver. i spent too long as an involuntary passenger

Do your passengers like to be backseat drivers?
Nope, they know better.

Whats the longest distance you’ve ever driven in one day?
A little over five hundred miles

Where was the first place you drove when you got your license?
Home from the test.

Did you have any restrictions on where you can drive?
Nope.

What kind of car do you drive?
2005 VW Beetle Convertible

What was your first car?
1977 Chevy Chevette hatchback

How many cars have you owned?
I’m not sure exactly. Around 8

Did you pass your learner’s permit test the first time?
Hell yes

Are you nervous about driving over bridges/tunnels?
Nah

Do you have a lot of junk in your car?
Not this one

Is your car clean?
It needs a washing

Do you sing while driving?
Depends on the song. I notice I tend to sing more with the top down.

Ever driven around without going anywhere?
Oh yeah, that’s a good way to spend an afternoon

Ever followed somone while driving just to see where they were going?
Nope.

Do you use cruise control?
Only on long trips

Do you blast your music?
Hell yes

Ever run a red light?
Not on purpose

Ever been chased by the cops?
Not in my car, no.

Ever been in an accident?
Two

Ever have a flat tire?
Several.

Ever had something else happen to your car?
Sure, I’ve had a few junkers in my day

Does your car have a sunroof?
It’s a convertible. The whole roof is a sunroof.

Is your transmission automatic or stickshift?
Stick.

Does your car get good gas mileage?
Yes it does.

Ever run out of gas?
Yep, I had a car once that registered a quarter tank of gas even when bone dry.

Ever run over an animal with your car?
Not a live one. I did hit a dead deer in January.

What year is your car?
2005. Didn’t I say that already?

Most passengers you’ve ever had in your car?
Three.

Places you usually drive your car?
Used to be to work most often, now I guess it’s the gym and the supermarket.

Ever get your car stuck somewhere?
Nope.

Ever back your car into something/someone back theirs into yours?
Yeah, I had an idiot in an SUV back into me when my car was a year old.

Ever get a parking ticket?
Yep, back when I was 17 in South Orange, New Jersey. It cost me two dollars

Ever driven without a license?
Nope.

Ever race your car?
No, I have all my teeth.

Have a good driver’s ed teacher?
Yes, I did

Ever had your windshield wipers stop working?
I had a baboon bend my wipers out of shape to get at the delisious pussy willow blossoms that were trapped underneath.

Ever lock your keys in your car?
Nah.

Anyone ever throw up in your car?
Heh no, but out the passenger side window and down the side, yes.

Ever lose your keys?
Nope

Ever have a dead battery?
Oh yeah

Ever hit a mailbox or run in a ditch?
Not as the driver. I’ve been a passenger in both those situations though.

Ever leave your lights on?
Not in the new car, but it’s happened.

Do you have a car payment?
Ohhhhh yeah.

Ever drive drunk?
Yes, I have. Hence my DWI conviction when I was 25 and going almost 10 years without a license because of the extreme surcharges in this damned state.

Ever come close to getting in an accident but didn’t?
Not really

Do you like driving?
Oh yes.

Do you like your car?
I LOVE my car.