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A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts
are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three
kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, see them and they make you cry.”

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A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of penises
are there?”

The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes
through three phases. In a man’s twenties, a man’s penis is
like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only.”