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All right, so Britney Spears gave a bad performance at some damn awards show. Let’s all take a deep breath and get the hell over it…. Seriously. My whole morning workout I had to endure continual clips (on the five televisions) of her looking like a washed up stripper in desperate need of a pole. I go on the net and am flooded with more pictures, video clips, and rants. I can usually ignore celebrity hype, but this is just getting on my freakin’ nerves.

Maybe the government should do their business in g-strings and push up bras while lip syncing their speeches. They could even grind on a pole while stripping away our rights and freedoms. Maybe then people will actually notice.